Hello, my name is Martha, and I am Maggie's evil side. Ha. I killed Maggie. She lies 6 feet under as we speak. I won't go into all the gruesome details.....>:D
Now, about myself. I have no passion for writing as my dear departed side had. All artistic talent that she may of possessed lies dead with her. I have a penchant for alter egos...but the less said about that the better. I cut my long mane yesterday. My hair now sweeps my chin in quite a sophisticated fashion. *gollum, gollum*...excuse me while I clear my throat.
Well, that's it for now...more on me later....
(if you think I need to enter an insane asylum, please sign the petition)
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HAHAHA! You are insane! :P So am I.
ReplyDeleteHmm, Maggie must have resurrected and in turn killed Martha, cuz I'm pretty sure that was the authentic Maggie at my house today :P
ReplyDeletewow u r crazy. i had fun with u guys sunday and for the most part i was being nice. cept to shayna. i couldnt quit cold turkey on her.
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